POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange adivorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?- All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?-She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?-I got proof.
What kind of proof?- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put onshelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:"Polish Remover".